hear me out cake 2025
"Why so sexy if so dumb? And how survive the earth so long?" - Sabrina Carpenter, Manchild (2025)
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1. Marcus, Fallout 2
2. Joshua Graham, Mormonism
3. Employee 427, The Stanley Parable (2013)
4. Orin Incandenza, the real life Arizona Cardinals
5. Lincoln O'Neill, Attachments
6. Saul Goodman, Breaking Bad
7. Holden Ford, Mindhunter
8. Ken Cosgrove, shitheads with big money
9. Walter "Rorschach" Kovacs, Watchmen
10. The state of Pennsylvania